Get ready to laugh… get your party started with some laughs
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
It’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
How did the chickens dance at the party?
Chick to chick!
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party?
It was a scream!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Birthday Party?
He had no body to go with!
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing. Peanuts can’t talk.
What do you do with a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
What is big, hairy and bounces up and down?
A monster on a pogo stick.
Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?
Because there is no atmosphere!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks!
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the ball ?
It was a moth ball !
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
What’s a dogs favourite party food?
What is a baby’s motto?
If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again !
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
How do you know when a clown breaks wind?
It smells a bit funny.
What was the average age of a cave man?
Stone Age !
Abby Birthday to you!
What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
Happy Birthday to Moo!
What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
Happy birthday to mew!
What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!